Guess who got wayyyyyy too drunk watching the Bachelor finale (who
didn't see that coming..?) and drunk texted Mr.30 delightfully accompanied by a
side of batshit crazy? Yep, this girl.
There’s
the final nail in that coffin. Let us have a moment of silence for the loss of Mr. 30.
Just kidding...I already have two dates planned this
week. But whatever happened to that hot to crazy ratio? You know the one
where guys are supposed to put up with a certain amount of crazy from a girl
based on how attractive she is? I definitely qualify for some mildly sexual and
aggressive drunk texts.
But if
anyone knows of any hot 30 year olds I’m still looking. You know what would be
even better? Do you know someone turning 30? Because I’m pretty sure I’d love
to be in a room full of drunk male 30 year olds. Hook a girl up y’all!
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